Guest Bedroom

Well, she turned me into a newt. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!

I dunno. Must be a king. What a strange person. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Well, I didn’t vote for you. Bring her forward!

  • I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
  • Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone!
  • Well, she turned me into a newt.
  • He hasn’t got shit all over him.

How do you know she is a witch?

We found them. We found them. Well, she turned me into a newt. And the hat. She’s a witch! We found them. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Master Bedroom

Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

Dirty Harry

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’m generally confused most of the time. I’m partial to air conditioning. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

  • I have a dark side, too.
  • Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.
  • I’m generally confused most of the time.

Go Your Own Way

You’re a killer. I catch killers. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. God created pudding, and then he rested.