Guest Bedroom

Well, she turned me into a newt. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!

I dunno. Must be a king. What a strange person. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Well, I didn’t vote for you. Bring her forward!

  • I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
  • Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone!
  • Well, she turned me into a newt.
  • He hasn’t got shit all over him.

How do you know she is a witch?

We found them. We found them. Well, she turned me into a newt. And the hat. She’s a witch! We found them. Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.